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November 20, 2009

Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt WILL (Not) Reunite


This is a new one from the geniuses at In Touch Weekly.

Rather than simply making up Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston rumors as they normally do (see Brad running back to her, or their secret meeting earlier this fall), the popular supermarket tabloid magazine is entering the prediction business.

Brad and Jen may not be back together yet, but according to In Touch intel, you can rest assured they will. The headline says it all: YES, THEY'LL REUNITE!

If that doesn't convince you, we don't know what will ...

Yes, They

Brad and Jen will reunite! Seriously. Bank on it. In Touch said so.

Whether that's an older picture they used for the cover above, or an editing job even shadier than on Demi Moore's photoshopped W cover, the brief teaser on the cover leaves little doubt that this reunion is totally legit this time.

As Angelina Jolie, whose war against Jennifer Aniston never ceases, is panicking about her "battered reputation," Jen "waits for Brad" at a resort they love. Hot stuff.

You'll have to pick up a hard copy at the store to read about the "big steps" she and Jen are taking together in L.A., because they haven't posted the article online.

Our prediction, though, is that none of those steps have actually taken place. Call us crazy, but that's the hunch we get after the 19th interation of this same cover.

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1 comment:

  1. Who are you to say that they arent getting back together. you just have a lame one eyed opinon and think you know all, brad and ange are sueing people mag for publising an article about them seperating, every mag in the world prints those articles at least once a month and this time they decided to sue... WHY because it must be true. why else would they let hundereds of other "untrue" articles slip by and sue for this one. So yeah I will call yall crazy because you have no idea if its true. You just hate jennifer and prefer the botox and collagen filled angelina voigt (jolie) I mean who changes their last name to beautiful unless they are so up them selves just like her! Jen and Brad were so much better than Angelina "Botox" Jolie and brad.

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