Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are scheduled to be ripping off each others clothes on the red carpet over that nasty Brad Pitt business soon. Actually, not the REAL Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, but merely their porn lookalikes.
Hustler has announced that production on their classy upcoming title Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina vs. Jennifer will kick-off production soon. The movie claims to be “every man’s fantasy come to life” by having the two actresses duke it out on the red carpet. Though details are scarce, I think we could pretty much imagine what will happen after the initial scuffle…good heavens, on the red carpet? No shame.
The imagined rivalry perpetuated by the mainstream media began with the conclusion of Aniston’s 5-year-old marriage to Brad Pitt after the actor had an affair with Jolie after meeting her on the set of their action-comedy Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
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